Bell pepper

“I think today would have been an easy 7 out of 10 had I not miscalculated with the champagne, so let's say a 6.5.”

“The average human pregnancy is 280 days. This means that I have been tending to Stewtheus for the same amount of time that it takes for a new human being to emerge into the world.”

“it tastes as good as it smells”