Crimini mushroom

“I may have yet again come pretty close to poisoning myself.”

“something has gone horribly wrong. I would give it a 3.5 out of 10.”

“I believe it to be a mark of quality when you can eat the bowl with just one spoon.”

“Whining about vocal fry is the new moist.”

“I would say that today's stew is just shy of an 8 out of 10.”

“I think I would still give today a 7 out of 10 basically off of the broth alone as a bit of a reset from that more experimental stew.”