Pork chop

“I feel that there is something unnatural in the lovecraftian sense about the perpetual stew today.”

“I may have yet again come pretty close to poisoning myself.”

“something has gone horribly wrong. I would give it a 3.5 out of 10.”

“You could almost use Stewtheus as a mirror if you so chose.”

“I would say that today's stew is just shy of an 8 out of 10.”

“today's chicken parmesan stew is downright pleasant”