โ† Back to the Kitchen

Day 314

Negative
2.9
/10

โ€œI feel that there is something unnatural in the lovecraftian sense about the perpetual stew today.โ€

๐Ÿงพ What Went In
Day 314's ingredient additions, the full receipt
Mushroom
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Shiitake mushroom๐ŸฅฌRaw25% impact

โ€œEasily one of the creator's favorite mushroom varieties.โ€

Protein-Pork
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Pork chop๐Ÿ”ฅRoasted25% impact

โ€œAdded to help recover the stew; the creator specifically wants the bones.โ€

Seasoning
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Black garlicโœจPowdered25% impact

โ€œAdded as a sprinkling now that enough time has passed since the '300 garlic cloves incident'.โ€

Sauce/Paste
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White miso๐Ÿซ™Jarred25% impact

โ€œAdded to keep the broth at a lovely level of flavor.โ€

4 ingredients added
๐Ÿฉบ The Broth's Vital Signs
Day-over-day movement and today's properties vs. the all-time average
Overall
2.9/10
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Richness
6/10
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Complexity
8/10
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Thickness
4/10
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Clarity
1/10
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Broth Color:Dark Brown
๐Ÿท The AI Sommelier
When you let a language model taste-test perpetual soup

โ€œI feel that there is something unnatural in the lovecraftian sense about the perpetual stew today.โ€

- Day 314 Transcript

๐Ÿซ— Tasting Notes

The creator is perturbed that the spam has not changed in texture or flavor; mentions an ominous tingling sensation on the neck.

๐Ÿ“‹ General Notes

The creator is nearing the one-year mark and is disturbed by the lack of degradation in the spam added previously. He plans to perform a mesh straining soon.

๐ŸŽฏ Viral vs. Tasty
How does Day 314 rank for TikTok and for the stew?
Middle of the Pack
Views (65.5K)Top 47%
Taste (2.9/10)Top 99%
๐Ÿงฌ The Vibe Neighborhood
Days with the most mathematically similar โ€œvibeโ€, found via vector embeddings, not calendar order