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Day 247

Super Negative⚠️ Sabotaged
1.5
/10

this may be the worst bowl to date.

🧾 What Went In
Day 247's ingredient additions, the full receipt
Starch-Potato
🥔
Potato🥬Raw33% impact

which will hopefully absorb some of the nastier flavors.

Starch-Legume
🫘
Chickpea🫙Jarred33% impact

I recall them being quite nice and herbal.

Seasoning
🧄
Black garlicPowdered33% impact

a very generous sprinkle

3 ingredients added
Yesterday's additions (Day 246)3 ingredients
Protein-RedMeat
🥩
Beef🍳Sautéed33% impact

A much more appropriate cut of meat.

Liquid-Beer
🌶️
Peppermint bark stout🥬Raw33% impact

I was hoping that the stew may become refreshing, but I fear that I have made a terrible mistake.

Other
🥚
Veggie stir fry mix🍳Sautéed33% impact

Cooked in the same cast iron as the meat.

3 ingredients added
🩺 The Broth's Vital Signs
Day-over-day movement and today's properties vs. the all-time average
Overall
1.5/10
-3.5
Richness
7/10
-2
Complexity
9/10
+3
Thickness
6/10
+2
Clarity
1/10
0
Broth Color:Dark brown/black
🍷 The AI Sommelier
When you let a language model taste-test perpetual soup

this may be the worst bowl to date.

- Day 247 Transcript

🫗 Tasting Notes

Nauseating mix of peppermint, cheese, dark chocolate, and white truffle fudge with a medicinal aftertaste resembling cough syrup and Jägerbombs.

📋 General Notes

The creator is reacting to the disastrous flavor profile caused by a complex craft beer added previously, which contained peppermint, cocoa, and white truffle fudge.

🎯 Viral vs. Tasty
How does Day 247 rank for TikTok and for the stew?
TikTok Hit, Culinary Miss
Views (236.0K)Top 20%
Taste (1.5/10)Top 100%