Potato

“Even counting the placenta, this is the most physically uncomfortable bowl of stew that I have had to eat.”

“This feels like the culinary equivalent of hitting a discordant note or grinding nails against a chalkboard.”

“Tragically I think I have to give today a 5 out of 10.”

“I would bump it up to a 7.5 for the joy of discovery.”

“Day 22 and this is the best the stew has ever tasted.”

“the flavor is unchanged but there is just better solids in there”