Jalapeno

“my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined”

“it's quite upsetting this is the sludge left behind by the mushrooms and the lettuce”

“When I put the pate in, it reminded me of dog food.”

“the stew's rating would continuously go down just because the heat kills flavors but since our most recent additions were also pretty solid I would give today's stew the same rating as yesterday which would be somewhere between a 7 and an 8”

“I'm very happy with the seafood addition. It's pretty rare to have beef and seafood work together in a dish like this.”

“The celery root is a very nice addition. It's kind of rare that an ingredient holds on to such a distinct flavor after simmering for so long.”